VIDEO: Winona Ryder Has Sex with ... a Puppet?
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Yup, it's getting late in the day and we're going there. For those of you out there who've always wanted to see Winona Ryder doing the nasty with a puppet, now is your chance. So dim the lights, pour yourself a glass of wine and bring over that box of tissues (in case you accidentally spill the wine), then settle in to watch this ridiculous clip from The Ten (whose DVD hits streets early next month). JoBlo has the first clip, which is unedited, and features Winona Ryder ... well ... riding her way toward a comedic gold medal. The second clip, posted after the jump, features a press conference with Gary the puppet -- as well as snippets of his rendezvous with Ryder -- as he fields questions from the press regarding this explosive sex tape.
The Ten features all sorts of names, and the comedy presents ten different stories; each based on one of the ten commandments. In his review from last year's Sundance fest, Cinematical's Scott Weinberg called the film "a skit-intensive (and entirely bizarre) amalgam of ideas -- clever, silly and just plain stupid. Those who don't see the humor in this sort of stream-of-consciousness, ultra-strange and intensely self-referential material will walk out of The Ten with their reaction phasers set firmly on "hate" -- but I discovered a solid handful of worthwhile chuckles in the flick, most of which come from the smoothly reliable Paul Rudd and the still-adorable Winona Ryder." Oh yes, she is definitely adorable in this scene. Additionally, check out our interview with The Ten's David Wain and Ken Marino for more on the film. Head over to JoBlo for the first taste, and we have the second clip for you after the jump (though be warned there's some foul language and gratuitous human-on-puppet sex to be found).
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(Page 1)2. Generation X, please listen up. THe Bible has always been the Word of the God, and do you think He likes us making fun of His word? When preachers do wrong and don't get His forgiveness, then He allows them to get caught in order to protect His children. I wonder how long America will remain the great country it has been as long as we turn our heads to the disrespect of God's word. His judgement comes in many different ways. Meanwhile I encourage everyone to stay away from the box office when movies like this come out. They have a picture of the 10 Commandments on the theme posters. There are plenty of other ways to get comedy out without using the Word of God as a platform. Don't worry about my concern, do you have any concern at all? I am very concerned for our future generations of children. You may not have had the best family life up to this point, but your decisions now will affect your soon to come children's family life.
Posted at 6:42AM on Dec 16th 2007 by russell miller
3. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME THAT IS SICK NASTY AND DEGRADING SHE IS TRASH AND HAS SNACKED BOTTOM SO HERD IT MUST HAVE KNOCKED HER BRAINS OUT I FEEL SORRY FOR HER FAMILY
Posted at 6:53AM on Dec 16th 2007 by jwoods
4. NOTHING THESE SLUTS IN HOLLYWOOD SURPRISES ME THEY WOULD DO A SNAKE IF SOMEONE HELD IT'S HEAD
Posted at 7:07AM on Dec 16th 2007 by RON
5. you people are absolutely hilarious with your thinking of religion.Thanks for the good laugh.I am a realist.i'll be starting my own
Posted at 7:14AM on Dec 16th 2007 by frank
6. It's called comedy, for god's sake.
It's called "a joke." Look it up.
Posted at 7:20AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Tim
7. Oh boy, so many thoughts here. First of all, I did not watch the video clip. My thought on this which is why I opened this up is that Wynona Ryder is playing a part and her character's name is ? - that is who is having whatever with a puppet. My second thought is that it is a spoof on the 10 commandments. Yes, folks like to disrespect the Bible but heaven forbid that anyone should make fun of another religion. These folks don't have the talent or ability to take another religion on - go for it. I don't think the producer or actors have the balls to do one against anything that would be in the Koran. Now, the aftermath of that would be hysterically funny - I double dog dare ya!
Posted at 7:40AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Candy
8. Theres just something about this girl you just have to fuck and get out of your mind with.I love you madly Wynona!I'll be your puppet anyday.
Posted at 8:01AM on Dec 16th 2007 by David Tomasello
9. Not only is it disrespectful and degrading to Christianity but to women.....My goodness wynonna where is your class?? Are you having that difficult of a time finding a gig these days??
Posted at 8:23AM on Dec 16th 2007 by jcksnvllnb
10. Holy shit. Winona jacking off a puppet. Hollywood is scraping the bottom of the barrel,as well as Winona.
Posted at 8:28AM on Dec 16th 2007 by RICH
11. Guys, it's a JOKE, Winona did not really have sex with a puppet and all you religious freaks just need to shut up.
God, maybe if you people READ the article and WATCHED the videos you wouldn't be having a spazz attack over nothing.
Posted at 8:39AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Nikki
12. Religon has nothing to do with it. hese so called stars are sicko freeks. And they talked about Michael Jackson.
Posted at 8:42AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Joe Bell
13. Laura Bush has sex with a puppet all the time. What's the big deal?
You people who get so angry about these things -- why do you open the link and watch? What the hell is wrong with you? You KNOW you're going to be offended... so you watch anyway???
The world does not need your tiny-minded moralizing. It's humor. Or are you home-school cows "afraid your kids are going to have sex with puppets" ? (They already are, 'cause that's all they can get.)
Posted at 8:49AM on Dec 16th 2007 by wowza
14. All I can say is....Hollywood has really hit the bottom of the barrel with this stupid movie. What a waste of money and what a piece of trash.
I bet you none of the Muppets would even go to see this film!
Posted at 9:15AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Randy
15. how sad to see our government allowing hollywood industry which is the mecca of atheism and one of the country destruction to deterioriate this coutnry. soon if nothing will be done this country is going to collapse like never before, this isn,t about freedom anymore this is immorality, epicureansim , this country is in a very bad shape, many internal forces and privatized ownerships and corporations etc want this country to collapse and want to take over the gogvernment and feed the people with baits , they are in the gega coma the american people, free speech should be abolished , hollywood industry should be censored and reduced to none , companies should be confiscated and those who reject , their company should be taken away from them , unbridled individualism should be abolished . they are bending the constitution , USA is going to fall under anarchay . too many trivial laws too many loopholes , bend the constitution, no one is going to defeat united states , but usa is going to defeat usa. hollywood industry should move from here and go somewhere else or be destroyed , when are we going to see a use of force against those internal disruptions and inclinations and those who are causing this unremitting influx of illegals immigrants . they are here to exploit the country they don,t like it . where are mister saver to free this country from these weevils and the lowest of the lowest
Posted at 9:21AM on Dec 16th 2007 by veronique
16. Too bad there are not any real actors like there was back in the 30's and 40's.
Posted at 9:32AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Robert Sheffield
17. They should have had Paris Hilton play the part. We could handle Paris in a roll like that,stupid as she is. But not Wynonna.
Posted at 9:32AM on Dec 16th 2007 by RICH
18. A True Woody!
Posted at 9:36AM on Dec 16th 2007 by David
19. How bizarre! Listen, if some casting director told me the part called for making out with a puppet (you know what I mean) it sure better have either Brad Pitt, George Clooney, or Paul McCartney (you know what I mean!) coming through that door mid scene throwing the puppet in the closet and saying he was a much better substitute. lol
Posted at 9:37AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Judy
20. First, the clip is not so much funny as silly. Sadly, silly seems to pass for funny these days. Secondly, all the religious nonsense. People, get over it. It seems to me that you do not have a lot of faith in God if you think he can't handle this kind of thing. Why do you think that an all powerful being needs YOUR help to defend himself. Any blasphemy can be handled by God or else God is not God. You can't have it both ways. As to the effect on your children, go ahead and protect your children from whatever you wish to protect them from, just stop trying to protect everyone else and restrict them. Sure it might mean that YOU have to put out an effort and actually do something yourself instead of whine and try to get others to ban things.
Posted at 9:39AM on Dec 16th 2007 by nunforme
1. Well at least it was "safe sex", other than splinters..
Not only that, at least she's being kept busy doing something other than shoplifting!
Posted at 6:28AM on Dec 16th 2007 by Lynn